The internet is a wonderful thing, Surfing, searching for inspiration for a blog for today about Dan Brown, I came across a site about ambigrams and then a link to this site…..Backwards Bush. Tenuous links indeed…and more about Dan Brown later.. if I have time dear reader….
I digress…clearly not a republican site, it contains a backwards counter, because counting backwards makes time pass more quickly (?), displaying how long Dubya has left in office.
They are also offering for sale a keyring countdown – simply a must have for all good democrats this season – and offer a tempting list of reasons why you need one:
- You’ll never again be mistaken for a Republican.
- Wearing one around your neck helps to keep Republicans away and smells much better than garlic.
- You can attach a magnet or tape to the back of it and hang it anywhere you damn well please!
- Carrying a BackwardsBush keychain will make it much easier on the Secret Service to identify you when they break into your house in the middle of the night to take you to Guantanamo.
- In case of impeachment, keychain can easily be reset to reflect new departure date.
- It’s worth buying one just to see how ticked off Republicans get when they see it.
- Purchasing a BackwardsBush keychain instantly qualifies you for “Enemy Combatant” status.
- You might as well spend your money on a keychain now, because if social security gets privatized, you won’t have any money left!!!
- Once Bush gets his judges on the bench, the keychains will be illegal (and therefore a collector’s item).
- Since you’re reading this, you’re probably already being spied on by the NSA so you might as well make it worth it!!!
Wonderful….and it put a smile on my face today.